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Sunday, March 1, 2009

Life in Perth 3:13 AM

My blog is collecting dust...HAHA...On FRIDAY THE 13, went to pierce my ear AGAIN. It costs $50 to pierce one ear so EXPENSIVE. In Perth, they don't use gun to pierce your ear, they use a needle. They said it was less painful and the wound would heal faster. But when I went into the room to do the piercing, I FREAKED OUT. The room had biohazard and sharp containers and it looked like a surgical room.zzz.The lady asked me to lie down to do the piercing but end up I sat down when doing my piercing.LOL.

I kinda like school life here, friday is always shopping and japanese food for my friends and me. The food in the city cost much cheaper than my school cafeteria but lazy people like me will never wake up early to make my own lunch de. School's fun since we keep playing pranks on people. I still remembered writing a fake activites on the class noticeboard. "Bring $30 for BBQ class gathering held at the library. Remember to bring your own charcoal."

Dunno doing what at the outdoor cafeteria.

Going out to play laser tech(similar to paint balls).

Shopping during school breaks...tsktsk...

On the purple bus to UWA.

Going crazy before the maths test. The consequence of not having a good rest and too much CAFFEINE.

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Lol seems like getting fun in ur life at Perth

By weixy, at March 1, 2009 at 4:45 AM

woots. finally updated!!
good that you are having fun there. HAHA.

study harddd JYJY!

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nice pose ahh your last pic
LOLS~~
TOO NICE!

take care!
missed}
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By Anonymous, at March 1, 2009 at 7:27 AM

My pose always very nice de...AHMA ALWAYS HAS UNGLAM POSES AND NEVER OPEN HER EYES IN PHOTOS...hehe...Miss you guys too...Enjoy your itp hor...

By Kelly Chia, at March 1, 2009 at 7:28 PM

HAHA. enjoy and continue to be FUNNY =DDDDDDDD

i miss my daughtie.

By *cherie, at March 2, 2009 at 8:00 AM

UPDATE LEHHHHHHH

By *cherie, at April 15, 2009 at 7:44 PM

update!!!(:

take care!

By Jee Hui, at July 1, 2009 at 5:15 PM

Kelly Chia!

Dont gao shi zong leh. update!

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Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Life in Perth 6:31 AM

After living here for like 4days, I realised some stuffs about the australian culture.
1) Australians are SUPER ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY. They bring their own plastic bags and boxes to the supermarket. The cashier does not pack your things into the plastic bags, you have to do it yourself.
2) Some Australians go around bare footed, even to school.
3) About 60% of people in western australia are asians.
4) EVERYTHING HERE IS EXPENSIVE...lol

When to orientation on 27th Jan, got to know some friends during the introduction of the school. After break, the teachers separated us into medical/dentistry, science, arts and engineering. I was the only one who wanted dentistry. That's when i realised I AM THE ONLY SINGAPOREAN IN THE SCHOOL. zzz.Most students wanted to study medical so I was kinda the odd one out. But look on the bright side of life, lesser people are gonna compete with me for seats in dentistry.

I guessed I am not fated to be friends with asian students. There a lot of malaysians here bcuz there a college in Malaysia too and china students. The china students are always in their own world.zzz...Class starts at 8am to 12pm on monday and friday and 8am to 3pm on tuesday to thursday. There a 20minutes break and an hour lunch everyday. Everything in the school is really expensive. One textbook costs about $150 and a calculator costs $169.OHMY...The food at the cafeteria is TOTALLY HORRIBLE. The egg sandwich costs $5 and a cup of chocolate milk costs $2. The bread smelled like dog food, the egg was tasteless, the tomatoes were too sour and the vegetables were too bitter. Now i understand why the teachers ask us to bring our own lunch. Luckily there's a subway and hungry jack(called Burger King in Singapore) near the college. The friends i know are mostly from Dubai, Holland, Italy and ...I guess i am the only weirdo who can't mix well with the asian. 25% of what i study is all chemistry.The chem teacher asked questions like what is atom,what is it made of, why is it made of protons, electrons and neutrons, why is it nuclear attraction and not other types of attraction blahblahblah....This is the first time i write so many pages just for the meaning of an atom...wth...

After school, Iwent to my cousin-in-law's hotel to explore. He said I could order anything I want, I went to order a beer and the waitress thought I was a 12 years old kid whose fooling around...LOL...My cousin keeps calling me "The young taylors" because he studied in the same college as me last time. I ended up bickering with him about how low class the hotel is. Only to realized the hotel is a century old. After that, he invited us to his house for dinner and also get to know his neice from malaysia who is also in college. I AM TOTALLY PISSED OFF WITH MALAYSIANS. His auntie was telling my mom how innocent and decent looking I am. When she realised I have 6 ear holes, her expression changes. Her english IS LIKE SHIT and still dare to talk in english with australian. She called chinatown as COW CAR WATER. It's not like angmoh understand what the hell she is talking about. His neice isn't friendly at all. She cant even bother to say her name when I smiled and introduce myself. She will die when she gets into the same university as me...MUAHAHA...

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LOL. very interesting.

i noe food there sure not as good as SG.
and oh my. THE STUFFS THERE ARE SO EXPENSIVE!

By *cherie, at January 29, 2009 at 6:30 AM

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By Chelle ミシェル, at January 30, 2009 at 2:17 AM

ZZZ...I ALWAYS SAY NICE THINGS TO PEOPLE DE...WHERE GOT RACIST???hehe

By Kelly Chia, at January 30, 2009 at 7:33 AM

The place sounds so.. Lol. Take care hor. And write back!

By Gabriel, at January 30, 2009 at 8:31 AM

hey...didnt sher and I guess 'dentistry' correctly?

You're the only Singaporean there? Hard to believe, I always thought there's like lots of them there.

Persevere!

n Picsss pleasee ^^

By Rubymoon, at January 30, 2009 at 8:53 AM

did we guess dentistry, mrs vitas?

lao ma, maybe you'll be super environmentally friendly when you come back.

By `shermin, at January 30, 2009 at 7:27 PM

you should have brought those instant singaporean food there to cook!

By `shermin, at January 30, 2009 at 7:29 PM

Ya, remember last time at lt 1a(b) we were guessing what further course would kelly take...which in the end, she didnt tell us.

Sigh, you cant bring any foodstuff there!

By Rubymoon, at January 31, 2009 at 6:18 AM

OMG KELLY CHIA, you're in australia alr?! So fast! Few months ago, you were still like deciding. Havent see you for ages. Still rmb me? Ha.

Take good care hor (:

By WanQian, at January 31, 2009 at 6:21 AM

Good luck over there!

By weixy, at January 31, 2009 at 9:44 PM

UPDATE!

lol

By *cherie, at February 3, 2009 at 5:13 AM

PLS UPDATE LEHHSSS :DDDDDDD
i am reading your bloggggg.

By eedia, at February 5, 2009 at 8:20 PM

WEEEEEEEIIIIII

update leh.
lol write a few words oso shuang larrrr

By *cherie, at February 23, 2009 at 8:57 AM

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Saturday, January 24, 2009

9:57 PM

THANKS FOR COMING TO THE AIRPORT!!!REALLY VERY SORRY FOR CAUSING YOU GUYS TO MISS THE LAST TRAIN...YOU GUYS CAN CLAIM YOUR TAXI FARES FROM SHERMIN OON SI HAO AND JACK SOH YI HUI!!!

This is the first time I saw WEI XIAOYANG so late at night...hehe...He always so early go home de.Thanks for the gifts and card.WHO WROTE BIOTERRORISTS ON THE CARDBOARD DE???Airport workers very sensitive to the word.I gonna miss you guys.I will miss raping *** XI PING ,the cute JEE, the HIGH PITCH CHERIE and THE LOW PITCH SHERMANIZER.hehe=)THANKS AHYAN FOR THE SUNBLOCK, the most important thing to bring to aus.haha

The flight to Perth is a TOTAL TORTURE.Due to turbulence, I felt like i am sitting on a massage chair for 6hours.The passengers were weird. They changed into their pyjamas when the plane took off.When to my cousin's apartment, there were 2cats.From 7am till now,I have yet to see the other cat.I only got to play with the male cat called MAGGIE.What a wrong name to call a male cat!!! It doesnot wanna take picture so this is the only picture I managed to capture.It's fat and it pissed my mom off.AHAHA.

gonna update when school opens...

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OMG KELLLLLLYY.
i MISSS YOUUUUUU
take good care and update like EVERYDAY OK?
i will visit your blog everyday LOLS

By Anonymous, at January 25, 2009 at 7:46 AM

AHMA...I DONT UPDATE EVERYDAY DE...YOU WANNA READ BLOG EVERYDAY THEN GO READ YOUR BESTFRIEND DE...hehe...I MISS YOU TOO!!!

By Kelly Chia, at January 25, 2009 at 1:41 PM

LOLLOL.

ur blog will be one source of comedy for mi =DDD

keep updating larr!
we dun care! LOL

happy CNY TOOO

By *cherie, at January 27, 2009 at 7:06 AM

eh eh! what claim taxi fare from me.. must update more frequently hor!

By `shermin, at January 30, 2009 at 7:21 PM

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Monday, November 3, 2008

Miss Attitude Wanna Complain 7:22 AM

I OFFICIALLY QUIT TUITION JOBS...
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I taught the boy for an hour on boiling, condensation and evaporation. 3 simple definitions to remember and he can't even remember it in an hour. SERIOUSLY, IS HE FUCKING RETARD OR WHAT???I guessed I didn't have the patience to teach for so long. Show him pictures and examples from the books and he still did not understand. I asked him to do corrections and he can take 10 MINUTES to write 1 sentence which is less than 10words... Ohmy, I felt like vomiting blood.

Me: After boiling, the amount of water left in the beaker will increase or decrease?
Boy: Increase...
Me:Nvm...I give you examples...There are 10 liquid particles in the beaker.After boiling, 4 liquid particels turned into gas particles due to evporation...How many water particles left???
Boy: 14 WATER PARTICLES

After 1 hour........

Me:You tell me which part you dont understand then i explain to you again.
Boy; I DUNNO WHAT I DUNNO...
Ohmy...I felt like scolding the f-word...

I got another tuition offer to teach a CHINA BOY english. $300 a month is really very tempting. Yesterday, the father called at 11pm but I only saw the missed call at 130am. So i woke up early to call that asshole. I got scolding from him for not answering the phone. HELLO, WHICH FUCKING MORON WILL REPLY PEOPLE CALLS AT 130AM??? He hopes I help his son to get into primary 4 when HIS ENGLISH STANDARD IS PRIMARY 1. His hopes are WAY TOO HIGH. Anyway, he asked me to call his son to confirm the timing. His son told me he wants his tuition during his school holidays and will contact me to confirm the time. When I reached home, I got a call from his father.

CHINA MAN: I thought I told you to give him tuition today.
Me: Your son say he wants his tuition during his holidays.
CHINA MAN: Why are you so GULLIBLE?
Me: Since you so UNHAPPY then go find a new tuition teacher la.
After that, the tuition agency called to apologise...I dont care and I wont give tuition to that BASTARD...

FUCKING CB AND HIS BASTARD SON...HELLO!!!YOU GIVE ME MORE MONEY I ALSO WONT TEACH YOUR SON K...I DONT NEED PEOPLE TO THROW TEMPER AT ME...ONLY I CAN THROW TEMPER AT PEOPLE...THAT'S HOW ATTITUDE I AM...NOT HAPPY THEN GO BACK TO CHINA AND EAT MELAMINE AND GET BIRD FLU LA...DAMN IT...SO RUDE FOR WHAT...

Went to FC2 early, to help book places for Chin's birthday. The girl sitting behind me, switched the chairs. Being in a bad mood, I kinda pissed her off. BUT I DONT THINK IT'S MY FAULT. You wanna change chair also must ask for permission ma. Treat me transparent for what??? She told me her chair was dirty. MY REPLY WAS I NEED THAT CHAIR TOO, SO CHANGE IT BACK.OHMY...i am getting MORE AND MORE ATTITUDE...zzz

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By Chelle ミシェル, at November 3, 2008 at 9:01 AM

LOL. KELLY CHIA AH..
I LIKE UR SKIN. so cute
hahaha

By *cherie, at November 3, 2008 at 11:05 AM

Michelle: YOU "LOVE" CHINA PEOPLE A LOT...ESP THOSE WHOSE PANTIES COLOUR ARE SO OMG...

Cherie: Of course cute la...haha

By Kelly Chia, at November 4, 2008 at 9:30 AM

finally a change of skin haha!(:
anyway today mr. goh called me to ask about you.. haha
take care ar!(:

By Jee Hui, at November 5, 2008 at 6:10 AM

ohMAN, pork!!!!

By Anonymous, at November 5, 2008 at 7:27 AM

JEE: Haha...A KOH called me just now...Things are getting more and more complicated...zzz...What did you tell him???

AHMA: It's PIG not PORK!!!

By Kelly Chia, at November 5, 2008 at 8:04 AM

yo sis!
update leh. don't always sleep ar. not good for health de ar. LOLOL how's everything at home?

TAKE CARE((:

<3

By Jee Hui, at November 18, 2008 at 5:23 PM

update lehh.
anyhow daughter. haha

miss u lots lots.

By *cherie, at November 29, 2008 at 8:13 AM

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Monday, October 20, 2008

KIDS DRIVE YOU MAD 9:16 AM

Guess what I am doing these few days??? I am giving a primary 4 student tuition. After teaching him an hour of science, I almost wanted FAINT. Now he is learning the circulatory, digestive, heart and respiratory systems. I learned that during sec1 loh. The exam questions were so difficult.

Me: How would athletes feel when they are running under a hot sun with light coloured clothes compare dark coloured clothes?
Student: I dunno.
Me: Nvm...I give you an example...If you wear a black t-shirt on a very very hot day, how will you feel?Sweating or cooling?
Student: Cooling

Seriously, teach him really can faint. I gave him tuition today for English. He kept on spinning on the chair until I can see stars around me. When to his room to tuition him, his grandma asked him to turn on the aircon. After 10minutes, I was sweating like mad. Guessing what temperature was the aircon? 30 DEGREES...Ohmy...I tot i was in the sauna sia. So i tricked him into going out of the room to get the test papers for me, then i lowered the temp to 25degrees. The stupid boy complained it was too cold for him. Had a hard time forcing him to do his 46 MCQ. He kept on asking me to help him buy maplestory. I tot maple was FREE???

Me: What you want me to do then you will do your homework?
Student: Buy me a hamster...he looked out of his window...
Me: You ask your mother give me money then i buy loh.
Student: Hamster so small, I dont want hamster liao. I want something bigger.
Me: Ok la. I buy you a BIG FAT RAT la.

Now i feel that $15 an hour is not easy money sia...LOL...

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Friday, September 19, 2008

random 9:06 AM

LYRICS: This is me

(Verse 1)
Always been the kind of girl that hid my face
So afraid to tell the world what I've got to say
But I have this dream bright inside of me
I'm gonna let it show
It's time
To let you know, to let you know

(Chorus)
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I want to be
This is me

(Verse 2)
Do you know what it's like to feel so in the dark?
To dream about a life where you're the shining star
Even though it seems
Like it's too far away
I have to believe in myself
It's the only way

(Chorus)
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

(Verse 3)
Joe:
You're the voice I hear inside my head
The reason that I'm singing
I need to find you, I gotta find you
You're the missing piece I need
The song inside of me
I need to find you

Demi & Joe:
I gotta find you
This is real, this is me
I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be now
Gonna let the light shine on me
Now I've found, who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be

(This is me) You're the missing piece I need the song inside of me
(This is me) You're the voice I hear inside my head
(Yeah) The reason that I'm singing

Joe & Demi:
Now I've found
Who I am
There's no way to hold it in
No more hiding who I wanna be
This is me

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Saturday, August 23, 2008

NDP 12:38 PM

SPSD + NUSSD

GEISHA FREAK???

A2 Group picture

I think i looked drunk...haha

Cant sleep so upload some pictures...GOOD LUCK FOR YOUR MOLBIO EXAM!!!Have a feeling that i am gonna repeat module...haha

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