Guess what I am doing these few days??? I am giving a primary 4 student tuition. After teaching him an hour of science, I almost wanted FAINT. Now he is learning the circulatory, digestive, heart and respiratory systems. I learned that during sec1 loh. The exam questions were so difficult.

Me: How would athletes feel when they are running under a hot sun with light coloured clothes compare dark coloured clothes?
Student: I dunno.
Me: Nvm...I give you an example...If you wear a black t-shirt on a very very hot day, how will you feel?Sweating or cooling?
Student: Cooling

Seriously, teach him really can faint. I gave him tuition today for English. He kept on spinning on the chair until I can see stars around me. When to his room to tuition him, his grandma asked him to turn on the aircon. After 10minutes, I was sweating like mad. Guessing what temperature was the aircon? 30 DEGREES...Ohmy...I tot i was in the sauna sia. So i tricked him into going out of the room to get the test papers for me, then i lowered the temp to 25degrees. The stupid boy complained it was too cold for him. Had a hard time forcing him to do his 46 MCQ. He kept on asking me to help him buy maplestory. I tot maple was FREE???

Me: What you want me to do then you will do your homework?
Student: Buy me a hamster...he looked out of his window...
Me: You ask your mother give me money then i buy loh.
Student: Hamster so small, I dont want hamster liao. I want something bigger.
Me: Ok la. I buy you a BIG FAT RAT la.

Now i feel that $15 an hour is not easy money sia...LOL...
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